Hello, Im Allyssa, 16, from canada... and This will mostly be dedicated to my many fandoms such as Supernatural,Harry Potter,Doctor Who, The vampire diaries,Teen wolf ect.... Ask me stuff :D

 

volvata:

when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”

(Source: kaguramutsuki)

izzielosthermind:

stabla:

if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless

My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.

(Source: artfucker1996)

benedictsdoctor:

To celebrate my earning of 600  followers, I’m doing my first giveaway!. A list of the prizes are:

  • series 7 part 2 of doctor who
  • the 11th doctors sonic screwdriver
  • the 10th doctors sonic screwdriver.
  • the tenth doctors Journal of Impossible things (comes with a mini sonic screwdriver)
  • a tardis disappearing mug
  • tardis and dalek knee socks
  • a doctor who… drinking cup
  • and doctor who ‘Keep Calm, I’m The Doctor” suspenders.

Here’s the rules/guidelines:

  • WINNER TAKES ALL
  • Reblog it as many times as you want. Likes and adding comments count. You can spam your followers if you want, but if they unfollow you, not my problem.
  • You MUST  be following ME.
  • Winner will be selected at random using a generator. 
  • You must have you ask box open so I’ll be able to contact you. I’ll give you 2 days to reply to it and if you don’t then I’ll choose another winner. Sorry!
  • You have to be willing to give me your postal address so I can send you the stuff, I’ll cover the cost of the shipping. 
  • NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS i ain’t about that life :p

DON’T WORRY! THINGS HAVE NEVER BEEN USED BEFORE.. I JUST BOUGHT THEM BEFORE HAND. 

I WILL SHIP anywhere

*EVERY 200 NOTES THIS POST GETS, I WILL ADD ANOTHER PRIZE

»»You have until 12:00 am (EASTERN) on October 6th! (my bithday)««<

NOW GO GO GO !

alright. »> UPDATE «< 200 notes, wow. will addddd for the ladies 


for the fellas

or you decide whichever one you want. if a guy wants the skirt.. take it.(i don’t judge) and vice versa 

 »UPDATE«<

like.. 5 more updates

(for the 100 new followers one): 

you can now also win these shirts.

(now for the updates of every 200 notes)

(200 notes again)

»>UPDATE«<

FOR 100 NEW FOLLOWER AND 200 NOTES

 »UPDATE«

Sorry guys, last 100th follower update


You get all 3 cut outs. (p.s. these are all my stuff, i will buy new ones for you. you pick the size.)

satans fire guys! » 400 new notes update«

So, fellas. a lot of you might be thinking, “shit, this is all for girl, i don’t want this!” BUT if you want me to buy you a male version OR just a different thing all together, tell me. i will soon be updating this too necklaces, and if you don’t want to wear a girls necklace, tell me and i will but a dog tag for you. (BUT it has to be around the same price [$15 difference max])

»200 new notes update«

»600 notes update«

 »200 notes update« 

(p.s. these two things spin and move ^^^) 

»200 notes update«

(seatbelt belt )

»200 notes update«

»200 note update«

»200 notes update«

»200 followers upload«

»200 notes update«

»200 notes update« 

»updates«

»»> last update««

*UPDATE*

this beautiful TARDIS necklace was give to me as a donation for  the giveaway by nothingbutamother. you can find more things like this here 

casistooadorableandithurts:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

cosettesfauchelevents:

heysaumensch:

xezat:

i support the gay’s

you support the gay’s what?

their legs. the weight of their gay is too much for them. they can’t stand up straight.

Did you just?

and if no one is there to support the weight of the gay they become like this

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beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy)

wrists-areforbracelets:

i hate myself but i’m the only person allowed to hate me because i’m fucking spectacular

i have never ever seen a more accurate text post

(Source: matesprit)

Back in 1835, when Halley’s Comet was overhead, same night those men died at the Alamo, they say Samuel Colt made a gun. A special gun. He made it for a hunter. A man like us, only on horseback. Story goes, he made thirteen bullets. This hunter used the gun a half dozen times before he disappeared, the gun along with him… Somehow Daniel got his hands on it. They say… they say this gun can kill anything.

(Source: robbstrak)

redshirtimmortal:

1000 notes for this t-shirt and I choose someone at random to send it to.

That is all. no catches, no frills, just want a deserving Trekkie/Trekker to own this original shirt.

I bought it shortly after the movie opened back in ‘91. It may have gotten worn a half dozen times.

so, 1000 notes, likes, reblogs, you don’t have to follow me, message me, none of the BS. Just have your ‘Ask’ box open if you are chosen.

(Source: listen2yourproblems4food)